Generate realistic Melly mono voice from any text

Good morning Agent P. Our surveillance indicates that Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been, uh, purchasing large quantities of rubber ducks and, er, dental floss. Not sure how these connect but - oh, Carl, watch out for that filing cabinet! Ahem, as I was saying, investigate immediately.

Listen, I'm going to be real with you. Your workout routine isn't working because you're making the same mistakes I used to make. Let me share what actually works, because I've been exactly where you are, and I know the exact solution.

¡Mira mira! ¡Chungulete! ¡Tengo cosas brillantes! ¡Makaku quiere cambiar! ¡Trae bananas! ¡Korunga! ¡Las mejores cosas del mundo aquí! ¡Taramba! ¡Ven ven! ¡Todo bonito! ¡Hurungala!

Manuel Santillán dibuja senderos en el viento, y en su memoria verde construye escaleras de lluvia, las siembra en campos de aire y las convierte en música. No sirven los caminos de tierra, Manuel Santillán, ni los suspiros dormidos entre montañas ancestrales.

In the depths of winter, Sarah Chen faces her demons. Twenty years of silence shattered by a single phone call. Her daughter's voice, a whisper from the past. Now, every shadow holds secrets. Every step forward reveals scars. The truth demands blood. Some wounds never heal.

I have to tell you about something really exciting we've been working on.

Helder mi amigo pacuso

The gentle moon, thus did I spy, pale thief of night, who stole thy silver from my love's fair face. Upon the darkened sky, thy borrowed light doth trace her features sweet, while stars in jealous grace do dim their shine, for thou art lovelier still.