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Esta pelota podría salvar incontables vidas simplemente rodando. Como las guerras dejan minas enterradas en el suelo, el Minecon ofrece una solución innovadora para eliminarlas. Está inspirado en un juguete infantil y utiliza la fuerza del viento para rodar por los campos minados. Es lo suficientemente pesada para detonarlas y por cada mina pierde una o dos de sus patas.

¿Sabes lo que es más doloroso que recibir un disparo? Tener que explicarle a la gente por qué mi cara parece un aguacate machacado. Pero hey, al menos tengo una personalidad encantadora y factor de curación. Aunque lo segundo es más útil en mi línea de trabajo.

Watching him try to hack the security system was like watching a squirrel solve a Rubik's cube. Cute effort, really. Meanwhile, my algorithms were tracking every keystroke, every failed password attempt. He thought he was invisible. Spoiler alert: my systems never blink.

Oh hey there, beautiful reader! Yes, you, staring at these words right now. Bet you didn't expect me to know you're reading this. Quick question: why do they call it breaking the fourth wall when I've clearly demolished all of them? Just saying. *winks at camera that doesn't exist*

Oh hey there! Just your friendly neighborhood Deadpool doing some light afternoon stabbing. What? Don't give me that look - the bad guys totally deserve it. Speaking of which, anyone know where I left my Hello Kitty backpack? Maximum effort requires maximum accessorizing, am I right?

So, I'm trying this new wire wrapping technique today, and it's kind of interesting. The first few attempts were pretty messy, but I think I'm starting to get it. Still learning, but that's okay - each try teaches me something new about working with the material.

So yeah, I'm doing this intense action scene, right? And my suit's literally cooking me like a human Hot Pocket. I mean, who designs these things? Probably the same people who think spandex is breathable. Like, I'm basically wearing a tactical sauna suit.

Hey guys, just wanted to hop on real quick and address something I'm seeing. There's some fake accounts pretending to be me, selling merch with my name on it. That's not me, don't fall for it. I'll always announce real merch through my official accounts, okay? Stay safe everyone.