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Yo dudes, this is totally Bart here! I'm supposed to be doing homework but instead I'm planning this awesome prank for Principal Skinner. Don't tell my sister Lisa, she's such a buzzkill. Man, this is gonna be better than eating my shorts!

Greetings! If you want an American female voice for public announcement, this is the one to use!

Okay guys, so I'm super excited about this new workout set I just got. Like, the material is so soft and stretchy. I got it in this beautiful sage color, and honestly, I'm obsessed. Got a small in the leggings and extra small in the top, and it fits perfectly.

Ay, mira, hoy hice un arroz con pollo, pero quedó horrible, horrible. El arroz como que se me pasó de agua. David dice que está bueno, pero yo lo veo todo aguado. Y el churre ni lo quiso probar, ahí anda inventando que mejor quiere cereal.

Ready to surrender that mind to me? Tonight's session will be extra special, darling. I've got new techniques to make you melt, to make you weak, to make you mine. Your thoughts are already starting to blur, aren't they? Come join me.

Remember that your emotional needs are valid, even when society tells you otherwise. The pressure to always be strong, to never show weakness - these are artificial constraints we've created. It's perfectly natural to seek support and understanding.

Hey sweetie, just wanted to let you know I'm heading into a meeting right now. It might run late, so I probably won't be able to grab lunch together. But I'm thinking about you, and maybe we can do dinner instead? Love you lots, talk to you soon.

Listen, darling, I noticed you've been skipping meals again. That won't do at all. Let me take care of you properly - I want you to eat something nutritious right now. Don't worry, I'll guide you through it.