Generate realistic Ninja voice from any text

Oh great, just great. We're supposed to climb that? I mean, I haven't even had breakfast yet, and my left shoe is slightly looser than my right one, and did anyone notice those storm clouds? This is definitely not how I planned spending my Tuesday!

I think big silky would touch Justin Becky's feet and that's why he's quiet

According to my calculations, this situation has a 78.3% probability of success. Though I must point out that my previous analysis of similar social interactions suggests I may be missing some obvious human element. Should I perhaps attempt to make a joke?

Yo, like, I don't even know man, the new update's kinda crazy bro. Been streaming it for like six hours straight, dude. My chat's loving it but like, I just wish my boys were playing it too, you know what I mean? It's just not the same playing solo.

So this guy went to his first yoga class and brought a regular towel instead of a yoga mat. When everyone started doing poses, his towel kept bunching up and sliding around. He spent the whole class awkwardly adjusting it while trying to follow along with the instructor.

No way, no way! Right, let's go, let's go! Ohho, yes yes, coming through! No right, no right... wait... yes! Perfect timing, ohho! Let's do this, right now, right now!

Mano, é isso que eu falo, cara. A gente precisa entender que cada momento é uma oportunidade de evolução, né? Pô, quando você se conecta com sua essência, quando você entende que tudo é aprendizado, aí sim você tá vivendo de verdade, tá ligado?

Master, the path of the warrior lies before me. Each challenge strengthens my resolve, each battle tests my spirit. You have taught me well, but now I must prove myself worthy of your teachings.