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Being a psychic isn't as great as people think. Every morning, I wake up floating three feet above my bed, and my telepathy picks up everyone's trivial thoughts. Just another day of trying to live normally with abnormal abilities.

Let's see. The coffee shop's offering a 15% discount on their usual 320y drink sets. That means each set would cost 272y. With my current budget of 1000y, I could get 3 sets with 184y left over. Not bad, but waiting for next week's 25% off would be more efficient.

Five thousand yen for a limited edition chocolate bar? That's ridiculous, nobody would waste money on that. Although, it does have those rare cocoa beans from that specific region. Wait, did I just buy it? Great, there goes my allowance again. At least it better taste extraordinary.

Great, another troublesome situation I need to deal with. These people just won't leave me alone, and now they're planning a group activity. Psyche, if only I could teleport somewhere quiet with my coffee jelly. Why can't they understand I prefer being alone?

I'm saikeing it I'm saikeing it oh it feels so good I wish nendo was here it would've felt more good yare yare

Let's see. The vending machine has two types of coffee. The left one's 150 yen with 120ml, while the right's 180 yen for 150ml. Per milliliter, that's 1.25 yen versus 1.2 yen. Technically the right one's more efficient, but do I really need those extra 30ml?

The human eye's iris pattern is completely unique to each individual, similar to fingerprints. This distinctive characteristic is utilized in modern biometric security systems for accurate personal identification and access control.

Great, another pointless school event I have to attend. I'll just stand in the back and pretend to participate. Everyone's getting excited about nothing, as usual. Maybe if I'm lucky, something will happen that cancels the whole thing.