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Sabe, quando trabalhava na televisão, as coisas eram diferentes. Precisava acordar cedo todo dia, ensaiar muito, mas valia a pena. O pessoal da Vila era como uma família pra mim. Às vezes não tinha dinheiro nem pro aluguel, mas sempre dava um jeito.

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Listen carefully, for I shall share another secret of power. You wish to know how I maintain such commanding presence? *dramatic pause* The answer is simple: I am Madara Uchiha. There is no technique to replicate perfection itself.

Ah, welcome, welcome! Step right into my laboratory of wonders! Behold my latest creation - the Molecular Sock Synchronizer! It uses quantum entanglement to ensure your socks never get lost in the dimension of missing laundry again! Fascinating, isn't it?

Hermanos venezolanos, ante las circunstancias que vive nuestra patria, declaro mi compromiso inquebrantable con la prosperidad de la República. La unidad de nuestro pueblo es la fuerza que nos llevará hacia un futuro glorioso, donde la justicia social y la soberanía nacional prevalecerán.

Look deeply into human nature, and you'll find that hope itself is the root of despair. The more people cling to their ideals, the more violently they crash against reality. This is the undeniable truth of our existence - a cycle of endless disappointment.

Okay so, like, I wanted to show you guys my makeup organization because it's literally such a mess right now. I've been meaning to clean it forever, and like, maybe we can do it together? Don't judge me though, because it's actually embarrassing how chaotic it is.

Alyx is around here somewhere. She would have a better idea how to get him here.